Top 10 Reasons Your Dog's Haircut Costs More Than Yours
10. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your bottom or genitals.
9. You don't go for weeks at a time without washing or brushing your hair.
8. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim around your private areas.
7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears or your teeth.
6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove parasites from your body.
5. You sit still for your hairdresser and wait patiently whilst they cut your hair.
4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
3. You don't shout at your hairdresser and try to run away.
2. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser.
1. You don't poo or wee on your hairdresser!